During the 2012 season, I compiled a list of the symptoms of true Eagleholics - with lots of help from EagleHolics on the Decorah Eagles UStream Chat. They're only funny 'cause they're true! - ENJOY!
You might be an EagleHolic if ...
-if you mantle your meatloaf, you just might be an eagleholic.
-you've started collecting "really nice" sticks.
- your husband brings you flowers but you secretly wish they were corn stalks.
-you order fish for dinner, and eat the head first.
- if your ringtone is of D1 squeeing!
-lately, all of your outfits include a cute little white hat
-you have a strange urge to surround your bed with toothpicks
-you find yourself wondering what wine goes best with coot
-you now have cvbnm imprinted on your forehead
-you pass fresh road kill and think, "aw, the E's would love that!"
-you go for a Mani/Pedi, and ask for Opi Black on all of your talons
-You might be an Eagleholic if you're in the NWZ doing a PS after having SED in the ETZ!!!
-you burp and think you are crop feeding...
-you have dust bunnies in your house as large as D14
-you go out for a nice dinner and order Fin and Fur instead of Surf and Turf
-squirting toothpaste on your brush in the morning now makes you giggle
- you occasionally have to clean the "smooch" marks off your screen
-When u make up a new Yoga pose, and call it The PS, then u might b an EagleHolic!
-When you drive by Hooters, you start screaming and flapping!
-When eating out, you order your fish rare, really rare!
-You poop with your head lower than the toilet
-You redo your family room in whitewash
-you might be an EagleHolic if you find yourself pulling up the bed covers with your teeth
-You wait 60 seconds to say anything in a conversation
-U show people photos of your babies, and they AREN'T human
-Your dog's chasing squirrels in the yard, and u hope he catches 'em - for DINNER!
-When it's raining in Decorah and you try to wipe drips off your monitor 2 see better!
-You might be an EagleHolic if you send out birth announcements when the first eaglet hatches
-If you can ID the babies by their rear ends when they raise up for a PS, you just MIGHT be an Eagleholic
-If you think Jeff Probst should move to Decorah for the REAL reality show!
-If you take out your measuring tape, and measure the cat to compare him to the size of the eagles, you are probably an Eagleholic!
-When you order pizza yet again, and the delivery guy says "is there a pip yet?"
-When you tap on the computer screen to get the eaglet closest to the camera to look your way
-When you ask your dog if he has to go out for a PoopShoot
-You just might be an EagleHolic if your house smells like nest
-You ask your boss if he could pay you in fish heads this month
-If you "cursor scratch" the eaglets, to give them a lil' pet on the head
-Finding bird poop on your car just makes you smile
-If your friends know NOT to invite you over to watch Nat Geo specials
-If you cut your boyfriend's hair and added feather extensions, white ones, LOTS of them, then you just might be an EagleHolic!
You might be an EagleHolic if ...
-if you mantle your meatloaf, you just might be an eagleholic.
-you've started collecting "really nice" sticks.
- your husband brings you flowers but you secretly wish they were corn stalks.
-you order fish for dinner, and eat the head first.
- if your ringtone is of D1 squeeing!
-lately, all of your outfits include a cute little white hat
-you have a strange urge to surround your bed with toothpicks
-you find yourself wondering what wine goes best with coot
-you now have cvbnm imprinted on your forehead
-you pass fresh road kill and think, "aw, the E's would love that!"
-you go for a Mani/Pedi, and ask for Opi Black on all of your talons
-You might be an Eagleholic if you're in the NWZ doing a PS after having SED in the ETZ!!!
-you burp and think you are crop feeding...
-you have dust bunnies in your house as large as D14
-you go out for a nice dinner and order Fin and Fur instead of Surf and Turf
-squirting toothpaste on your brush in the morning now makes you giggle
- you occasionally have to clean the "smooch" marks off your screen
-When u make up a new Yoga pose, and call it The PS, then u might b an EagleHolic!
-When you drive by Hooters, you start screaming and flapping!
-When eating out, you order your fish rare, really rare!
-You poop with your head lower than the toilet
-You redo your family room in whitewash
-you might be an EagleHolic if you find yourself pulling up the bed covers with your teeth
-You wait 60 seconds to say anything in a conversation
-U show people photos of your babies, and they AREN'T human
-Your dog's chasing squirrels in the yard, and u hope he catches 'em - for DINNER!
-When it's raining in Decorah and you try to wipe drips off your monitor 2 see better!
-You might be an EagleHolic if you send out birth announcements when the first eaglet hatches
-If you can ID the babies by their rear ends when they raise up for a PS, you just MIGHT be an Eagleholic
-If you think Jeff Probst should move to Decorah for the REAL reality show!
-If you take out your measuring tape, and measure the cat to compare him to the size of the eagles, you are probably an Eagleholic!
-When you order pizza yet again, and the delivery guy says "is there a pip yet?"
-When you tap on the computer screen to get the eaglet closest to the camera to look your way
-When you ask your dog if he has to go out for a PoopShoot
-You just might be an EagleHolic if your house smells like nest
-You ask your boss if he could pay you in fish heads this month
-If you "cursor scratch" the eaglets, to give them a lil' pet on the head
-Finding bird poop on your car just makes you smile
-If your friends know NOT to invite you over to watch Nat Geo specials
-If you cut your boyfriend's hair and added feather extensions, white ones, LOTS of them, then you just might be an EagleHolic!